I was on a cruise ship. I found out recently that, well, I suppose the only way to put it is that I lived a bit of a hermitical lifestyle. My aunts, who seemed to have raised me after my dad died suddenly weren't fans of the outside world, so in order to take care of them I stayed in and discovered world through reading and language development.

So, I never explored the physical world and one day I decided I would, and I signed up to take a cruise. My first real foray...

Well, anyway, I was on the cruise ship and I went to get ice from the ice machine and dropped my keycard and as I was digging through the ice, someone came up behind me and suffocated me with a plastic bag. Well, suffocated or strangulated but I'm not sure the distinction is relevant since it's all sort of the same end result anyway.